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Welcome to the Bean Spotter's Guide
Beano Sapiens(TM), for those readers who have never heard of the species, are giant jelly beans who generally look and act just like Homo Sapiens (Human Beings - like you and me).
Outwardly, Beano Sapiens are almost indistinguishable from the rest of mankind. Inside, they're a mass of jelly - sometimes sweet, sometimes sour, sometimes very strange. Usually, they're harmless and live lives of quiet desperation like the rest of us. Some make great contributions to civilization. Others are absolute ne'er-do-wells.
Some of your friends and neighbors are Beans. A few relatives could be, too. Many of our ancestors must have been.
How did they get this way?
Discover the answer in the fascinating tale of two witches,
The Legend of Chateau Meddybemps.
How can you tell if someone is a Bean?
This spotter's guide will help you with descriptions and pictures. Study the Gallery of Recent Sightings and the
Gallery Archives to sharpen your spotting skills.
What does it take to get in on the fun?
Nothing. Bean watching is easy and free! But there are some useful Tips and you'd be wise to outfit yourself with The Right Stuff.
What if you spot one?
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Copyright 1995, 1997, 2000 Jerry Jindrich. All rights reserved.
- Grin proudly.
- Put a check mark by the bean's name on your Bean Spotter's Life List.
- Draw a picture, write a description, and share your experiences with bean spotters around the world. See The Details.